taking communicaton to another level
it just seems, these days, i have become far too lethargic for anything that demands even the most minimal of physical effort.
monica: what was his last word nuggie, referring to the man on the tv advertisement.
me: huh..hmm, not sure, i was not listening.
that was not an isolated incident. i just do not listen to things that do not impact me. i see colours and hear arbitrary musings. that is all i "harvest" from the telly *if* the subject matter they cover is of no relevance to me. i know it is an infomercial for lexus, lime-scale removing agent etc. etc., but i do not track any of the information flow that go in between the characters playing out the advertisement.
why do i reveal this to you ? it seems, my apathy does not stop there.
farting, for me is an effortless undertaking. off late, my competency in farting has reached a new high and i have put that skill to some good use. needless to say, this is to the detriment of others living in the house but truly, this does not displease me much. i am *not* joking, it takes more effort for me to "speak 2 or 3 words" in the wee hours of a morning than it would for me to fart.
so, rather than saying "good morning monica", i just fart !! bear in mind, good morning here is implied. if it just so happens that monica wishes me "good morning" before i get the chance to blast one out, i still fart - only this time it has a different meaning !! good morning to you too monica..
oh God, i am such a lazy git - and it is becoming worse. i have to wise up, be a lot more active at work. i have to become proactive, i must become smarter and less of a hairy farter.
monica: what was his last word nuggie, referring to the man on the tv advertisement.
me: huh..hmm, not sure, i was not listening.
that was not an isolated incident. i just do not listen to things that do not impact me. i see colours and hear arbitrary musings. that is all i "harvest" from the telly *if* the subject matter they cover is of no relevance to me. i know it is an infomercial for lexus, lime-scale removing agent etc. etc., but i do not track any of the information flow that go in between the characters playing out the advertisement.
why do i reveal this to you ? it seems, my apathy does not stop there.
farting, for me is an effortless undertaking. off late, my competency in farting has reached a new high and i have put that skill to some good use. needless to say, this is to the detriment of others living in the house but truly, this does not displease me much. i am *not* joking, it takes more effort for me to "speak 2 or 3 words" in the wee hours of a morning than it would for me to fart.
so, rather than saying "good morning monica", i just fart !! bear in mind, good morning here is implied. if it just so happens that monica wishes me "good morning" before i get the chance to blast one out, i still fart - only this time it has a different meaning !! good morning to you too monica..
oh God, i am such a lazy git - and it is becoming worse. i have to wise up, be a lot more active at work. i have to become proactive, i must become smarter and less of a hairy farter.
posted by Dingleberry Delight | 4:38 PM
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