You hate cats?

It was quite slow moving towards the A14 Spittals roundabout (no surprise there), and I was one of the cars in the queue to get off the A14 forming a single lane. There are usually some idiots who cut off right at the beginning of the queue at very high speed. That happened today. I was expecting this silver fast approaching BMW to cut right in front of me so I made a space for him (how nice was I, huh?). However I regret what I did after reading his bumper sticker.

It says "If you're looking for a cat, try looking under my tyres!"

At this point I was suddenly more annoyed at his bumper sticker than the fact that he cut the queue. He must have thought the bumper sticker was funny otherwise he wouldn't have put it there. Yet I don't see the funny part of this joke. Maybe it's my bad sense of humour but I really wanted him to explain to my face what's so funny about it. Does he enjoy running over cats? Does he think it's funny when he hit the cat? Does he hate cats? What did the cats do to deserve these aggressive behaviour towards them? Does he even think that the majority of people will share this kind of idiotic and ignorant behaviour?

I am not even a cat-lover, and am offended by it.

And then I tried to search on the net to see if many people have these sort of bumper stickers. Yes, in the evening I have nothing else to do while waiting for my korean series to finish downloading.

There are loads of other sad bumper stickers involving cats! There's this category "Anti-cats bumper sticker". Whoaa??

Most of them are just as annoying as the one at the bumper of that silver BMW.

1. A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a hammer.
2. Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
3. Cat Or Speed Bump... Is There A Difference?
4. So many cats, So few recipes
and the list goes on.

I can understand anti-war, anti-bush, even anti-religion. But anti-cats? Why oh why?

I think he seriously need to put this bumper sticker:
"My other car's bumper sticker is funny."