london 2012 !!

wooyay !! london has won the bid to host the 2012 olympics. it will be tremendous for the local economy and the infrastructure in and around london will be vastly enhanced. we may even see some events hosted in cambridge ;-)

with that, we should be able to say the following to france.

stick that bid of yours where the sun don't shine monsieur chirac :-)

you perhaps heard what chirac had been upto lately. in an encounter with russia's putin [mafia leader] and germany's schroder [real name scrotum, too mortified to call himself that], france's chirac made fun of british cuisine. he said, "how can you trust someone whose taste in food is as bad as the british" ;-)

well, may be so monsieur chirac. i speculate how this news got out of that table. presumably, three of the most influential men meet in a table and i presuppose they would use some tact when talking about anything foul or controversial. either chirac was too drunk to restrain himself or some one back stabbed him :-). the second alternative seems more likely.

since moscow had bid for the 2012 olympics, i deduce it was not putin. so, i think this is how it all went.

ring !!! rrrrrring !!!! ring ring !!!!
click ..
schroder: "hello tony, this is gerhard here. heard what chirac said lately" ?
blair: "good mornin gerhard, what's that french monkey up to now ?"
schroder: "not much tony, the usual .. with the eiffel stuck up his arse..."
blair: "ok, spill the beans, what did chirac say ?"
schroder: "i'll tell you. just promise you will keep my name confidential. chirac's quite upset with your haggis. apparently, your food is quite un-palatable"
blair: "oh ! that snail eating french bastard. ok anyway, thanks for calling scrotum"
schroder: "ah .. ahum.. that is schroder mate"
blair: "yeah, what ever. cheers"
schroder: "so, have you taken your head out of bush's arse yet?"
blair: "you bastard"
schroder: "heh heh .. "

so, now you know who had the big mouth.

doesn't matter i say, london won 2012 and righltly so. i am quite pleased. my company is celebrating this news very well - not to mention the plight of 40 odd french people working within TTPcom :-)