monica's list continued..

i decided, rather than post a simple comment to the previous blog, i would gross people out by writing en entire post on the art of "shitting". hey, it is friday after all. weekend looks quite good, as i can see it ;-)

bum wiping methods, continued from monica's post.

"using the leaves" from trees. now, we can have "perfumed leaves" such as eucalyptus or "burn your bum leaves " such as wild parsnip.

those situations that necessitate extra cleanliness, sand paper will always suffice.

we can allow our ecosystem to take care of things. lay down on ou stomrach, with the bum high up. the sun can dry it up and the wind can carry it all over the land ;-)

or we could use a power spray, like those "jet wash" thingamajigs in car wash places. while there, give hot waxing or "polishing" a think.

this is gross, but, how about standing on the road side with the bum stickin out hoping some stray dog will lick it clean !! ;-)

or.. hang on, how about the "fit for nothin" or "not so tempting" contract of employment some people are coaxed into signing.

if we have a death wish and do not mind getting shot by government troops, we can try wiping the arse with some national flag ;-p

hmm. how about putting the term "beating the shit out of you" to literal use. =))