Toilet origami
This post might be a little bit disturbing for people, especially if they had just eaten :D For those who have courage, please go on and read :p I dare you :p It will also make people know more about me, probably not in a good sense. I'm willing to take that risk :D
I don't know how other people do it, but in the toilet, after I've done what I had gone there for, I'd take three squares of toilet paper in a row, (no less no more, since two makes it too thin and four is too thick - oh it depends on the thickness of the toilet paper too), and then fold the three so it forms one square, and then neatly fold the square into half and only then I use the paper to wipe whichever part was involved in the duty.
Nagi caught me doing the routine the other day when he was queuing to go, and said "Come on woman! we don't have time for folding toilet papers!!!" That took me by surprise. How else would you do it if not by folding it? If you don't fold the paper, the "result of the job" will be all over your hands because it'll be either too thick or too thin in some parts.
Now I want to know how other people do it. I'll give you options to make it easier, you can of course add to the list.
Note that I know Indonesian people don't use toilet paper, they use water and soap. Yes, in this case, the so-called third world country I think are more hygienic. I got so used to using water and soap during the three months I was in Indonesia, when I came back, the first few days my hands kept trying to reach for the water spray. :D I ended up using the shower head for a few days before I got used to toilet paper again.
How do you use your toilet tissue?
1. Fold it neatly like me (read above).
2. Crumple it and wipe.
3. Finish the entire roll and then wipe.
4. Use the roll to wipe.
5. Use kitchen roll instead.
6. Use paper. ** run out of toilet paper ages ago ** (ouch! >.< )
7. Use perfumed wet toilet tissue.
8. What? People do wipe?? Why??? :O ** faint in disbelief **
9. What are toilet tissues? [1]
I ran out of possibilities. I could go on by listing all the possible thing you can wipe your ass with, but that could go to category 4 or 5, and I'm not going to mention what can or cannot be used, cause it's disgusting for me to even think about it :D
I'm open for suggestions :D
[1] For those people who need a definition of toilet tissue or toilet paper, I will try my best to explain here.
toilet tissue (n., also called toilet paper): What one would use if one would not want to get dirty by using one's hand to wipe oneself after pooing or peeing. It looks like a paper but absorbent and thinner and more pleasant to the skin. Usually comes in roll. In Indonesia it's normally located on the tables in restaurants (yes, believe me it's true, Indonesians found better use for it) and food stalls to clean one's mouth or hand after eating.
I don't know how other people do it, but in the toilet, after I've done what I had gone there for, I'd take three squares of toilet paper in a row, (no less no more, since two makes it too thin and four is too thick - oh it depends on the thickness of the toilet paper too), and then fold the three so it forms one square, and then neatly fold the square into half and only then I use the paper to wipe whichever part was involved in the duty.
Nagi caught me doing the routine the other day when he was queuing to go, and said "Come on woman! we don't have time for folding toilet papers!!!" That took me by surprise. How else would you do it if not by folding it? If you don't fold the paper, the "result of the job" will be all over your hands because it'll be either too thick or too thin in some parts.
Now I want to know how other people do it. I'll give you options to make it easier, you can of course add to the list.
Note that I know Indonesian people don't use toilet paper, they use water and soap. Yes, in this case, the so-called third world country I think are more hygienic. I got so used to using water and soap during the three months I was in Indonesia, when I came back, the first few days my hands kept trying to reach for the water spray. :D I ended up using the shower head for a few days before I got used to toilet paper again.
How do you use your toilet tissue?
1. Fold it neatly like me (read above).
2. Crumple it and wipe.
3. Finish the entire roll and then wipe.
4. Use the roll to wipe.
5. Use kitchen roll instead.
6. Use paper. ** run out of toilet paper ages ago ** (ouch! >.< )
7. Use perfumed wet toilet tissue.
8. What? People do wipe?? Why??? :O ** faint in disbelief **
9. What are toilet tissues? [1]
I ran out of possibilities. I could go on by listing all the possible thing you can wipe your ass with, but that could go to category 4 or 5, and I'm not going to mention what can or cannot be used, cause it's disgusting for me to even think about it :D
I'm open for suggestions :D
[1] For those people who need a definition of toilet tissue or toilet paper, I will try my best to explain here.
toilet tissue (n., also called toilet paper): What one would use if one would not want to get dirty by using one's hand to wipe oneself after pooing or peeing. It looks like a paper but absorbent and thinner and more pleasant to the skin. Usually comes in roll. In Indonesia it's normally located on the tables in restaurants (yes, believe me it's true, Indonesians found better use for it) and food stalls to clean one's mouth or hand after eating.
posted by Monica | 8:02 AM
2 Comments:
Option 2. It involves the least effort :)
How about just using the sheets as they come off the roll?? Live dangerously! Of course it depends on the quality of the paper and the strength of the curry the night before.... if in any doubt use option 1.
Of course what you really need is a bidet, you don't see them that much anymore, either 'coz (a) gerneral decline in hygiene, (b) it just won't fit in the en-suite daarling, (c) most people mistook them for a foot bath anyway.
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