chilli crab

Monday, August 22

what photos ?

nagi. where are the photos you promised man ?

huh ? what photos ? ask monica, she has fried the hard disk of our computer at home. on friday, the computer died on us. photos, gigabytes of them, were destroyed in an instant. it doesn't stop there. she made me spend 1200 pounds buying her a new laptop. bloody woman !!

Friday, August 19

photos

zita mailed some photos of agastya yesterday. so, here they are, photos of agastya at 08 months.

[photos]

Tuesday, August 16

happy birthday

a belated happy birthday to india and an early happy birthday to indonesia.

i know i am supposed to put up pictures and i apologise for the delay. i have been very busy and last weekend i was in bed the whole time with a sore lower back. so, after my work load subsides, i will put up a few and include a link here. apologies again.

Monday, August 15

forget the lottery. this beats all.

who is this monkey ? i know this is junk, but i cannot help but admire the style in which this junk email was written. have a look.

FROM: MR.LAWRENCE MORGAN
#23 ELNAD AVANUE,SANDTON
SOUTH AFRICA.
PHONE: 27-83-926-7993
E-MAIL: lawrencemorgan_za@yahoo.co.uk


ATTN:Sir,

HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL.


I do foresee the surprise this letter will bring to you as it comes from a stranger but rest assured as it comes with best of intentions. However, your address was courtesy of a business journal at the World Tread Center in
Johannesburg. But after due consideration from your profile, I became aware and sure of your capability of handling this trust and my future. Thus, after my humble decision to solicit your understanding and co-operation in this transaction, as it will be beneficial to all of us involved.

I am MR.LAWRENCE MORGAN from ZIMBABWE, I am the first and only son of DR. ANTHONY MORGAN. I am presently residing in South Africa. I got your contact from the South African Information Exchange(S.A.I.E.) in Johannesburg and On behalf of my mother who is a widow MRS. FELICIA MORGAN,I decided to solicit for your assistance to transfer the sum of US$9.5M (Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in your personal or company’s account. Before my fathers death he was among the few black Zimbabwean rich farmers and he was poisoned by the agent of the ruling government of president Robert Mugabe for his alleged support and sympathy for the Zimbabwe opposition party controlled by the white minority.

Before his death he had taken me to Johannesburg to deposit this money to a Security and Finance Company. This money was deposited in a box as gemstone to avoid much demurrage from the Security Company. This money was earmarked for purchase of new machinery and chemicals for the farms and to establish new farms in Lesotho and Swaziland. In his WILL he specially drew my attention to this sum of US$9.5M (Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) that he deposited in a safe box in a private Security and Finance Company here in Johannesburg, South Africa.

IN FACT MY FATHER SAID IN HIS WILL AND QUOTE: My beloved son, I wish to draw your attention to this money which I deposited in your name in a box with a Security and Finance Company in Johannesburg, South Africa. In case of my absence on earth caused by death. You should solicit for a reliable foreign partner to assist you to transfer this money out of South Africa for investment purpose. From the above, you will understand that the live and future of my family depends on this money as much. I will be grateful if you can assist us. We are now living in South Africa as Asylum seekers and financial laws of South Africa does not allow Asylum seekers certain right to such huge amount of money. In view of this, I cannot invest this money in South Africa, hence I am asking you to assist me to transfer this money out of South Africa for investment purpose. For your efforts, I am prepared to offer you 20% US$9.5M (Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) of the total fund. While 5% will be set aside for local and international expenses and 75% will be kept by my family and me.

Finally modalities on how the transfer will be done and conveyed to you once we establish trust and confidence between ourselves. Looking forward to your reply and please treat as very urgent. (For the confidentiality of this transaction you can contact me on lawrencemorgan_za@yahoo.co.uk)


Best regards,
MR.LAWRENCE MORGAN

Sunday, August 7

Travel page is up and running...

The travel page now has its first entry: our adventures in Toulouse. Those who are eager to know and kept prodding my back asking for travel stories, go here. I do not have a system where you can give comments, but I guess if necessary you can always put a comment here.

Thursday, August 4

this one can talk !

we had monica's friend amelia swing by last weekend from switzerland and oh boy, can she talk ?

before she left, she even said i express regret, i talk too much. she is made in a mould akin to monica when it comes to exuberance and more like yovita when it comes to gastronomy. the resemblance does not stop there. reminiscent of monica, she has 2 sisters and no brothers. however, she does share my zeal for red wine and cheese !! wooyay. hey, how does cheese taste with red wine ? hmm...

she calls monica mon and in turn monica dubs her mel. at least she didn't call monica ndes like some of her friends do. i'm yet to find out what ndes actually means !! so, for a while, it felt like having two of the spice girls in my house – one is too much to handle, imagine two.

it was good fun, one of monica's mates qjoen [pronounced ki-june – well at least that is how i pronounce] visited from london – the chef de cuisine from london. to my dismay, he declined to cook for us this time. they went out punting on saturday and sunday was just an off day for the most part.

all in all, I presume, mel had a satisfactory time here. we were all in good spirits. the weather held good. the travel blog goes online tomorrow. a wonderful photo album goes online quite soon, probably this weekend.

joe da beeech is coming to visit us this weekend. it is supposed to be a great, sunny weekend. but, in england, you have to pray for it.

things that touble me.

WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES ?

Wednesday, August 3

It's been a while

I have my reasons. One of them is that BBC said one blog is created every second, so I have been waiting for seconds before I write my blog. When I do that I lost track of time. I forgot that I was waiting for writing my blog. I know I know, it's lame. What can you do? Sue me :p

Those who are waiting for the travel report and wedding details from France, be patient, it will be in the travel section once it's ready. Give us a couple of days.

Amelia was here last weekend, and Qjoen also came from London to see all of us. Well mainly to see her, of course, I'm sure he's bored seeing me so many times already :p

When Amelia was here, she was so surprised that shops here open on Sundays! I was surprised to see her surprised!! In fact, she was so surprised to hear it, her fisherman friend candy dropped out of her mouth. It was hillarious. I promised her it will be in my blog, so here it is. :D

I miss Amelia already, we laughed so much last weekend that I felt empty after she's gone :(

Wait, this weekend, Joe the beech is coming. Wow endless entertainment :D Me so happy.