Cat dump's heaven
My back garden is like the neighbour cats' place to relieve themselves. It's the cat dump's heaven. I bet it came with a flashing neon sign viewable only by cat eyes saying 'Toilet' with arrow pointing down at my grass. Maybe it also comes with a voucher to introduce a friend and get your poo session free. Poo lover card holder gets free dump after stamping 5 paws.
This morning it's like there was a line. One after another in a span of 3 hours. One even looked like it has constipation. Poor cat. So long as it's not diarrhoea. Eew.
I want to be a cat! Oh but cats don't get presents from Santa!...
Lila's 2.5 year review today. Weight 12 kgs (I'm very happy with this!), height 92 cms (tall!).
This morning it's like there was a line. One after another in a span of 3 hours. One even looked like it has constipation. Poor cat. So long as it's not diarrhoea. Eew.
I want to be a cat! Oh but cats don't get presents from Santa!...
Lila's 2.5 year review today. Weight 12 kgs (I'm very happy with this!), height 92 cms (tall!).


1 Comments:
Funniest post.
"I want to be a cat" Oi, stay out of my garden when you come over ha ha.
x
lma
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